I'm pretty sure I recently said that I applied to camp Shane (fat camp). Well, for those of you who may want to apply any time soon, heres what you need to do. Grow up going to camp, work your way up to the counselor position. this will take at least 12 years and you will only recieve 12cent raises, but it might be worth it. in those 12 years, gain a ton of weight. Now, loose 100lbs, and apply to camp Shane. your in!
they want an interview. they cant be serious. neither can i for thinking about it, right?

I met this girl at the music store today. She was a bit younger than I was, wearing red and creme, hailing form mexico. I might bring her home tomarrow night if all goes well.